What’s great about this app is that it combines two failing enterprises into the same app: The perennial also-ran Miami Dolphins, currently occupying third place in the AFC East at 3-4; and the moribund Miami Herald, an enterprise once regarded as one of the best newspapers in the country, now flailing in the South Beach breeze with a circulation less than half its historic high of nearly 30 years ago.
Want to miss the playoffs? There's an app for that.
It’s not clear if this app will help the Dolphins find their way to the Super Bowl any time soon, or even if it will let Dan Marino calculate the residuals from appearing in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (or how those nickels compare with the concomitant damage to his reputation).
But hey, it only costs $1.99 — and that’s still less than a share of Herald parent company McClatchy, trading today at $2.90, down from $71 five years ago.
Not convinced? Buy this app.
