Lady Gaga! On your iPhone! For free! Brought to you by … Axe hair products? And Walmart?!?
Touch it. You know you want to.
This is quite amazing. First of all, Lady Gaga performed in a “Walmart Soundcheck” event — put on by the same Walmart whose history of censoring content on CDs is well documented. Apparently, Sam Walton’s heirs are cool with the disco stick.
Amazingly, several other artists who themselves were previously censored by Walmart have since decided to let bygones be bygones and participate in Walmart’s attempt to brand themselves as hip. The list includes John Mellencamp, the Foo Fighters, and Sheryl Crow, who refused to change a lyric (about buying guns at Walmart) in her self-titled 1996 album, which Walmart in return refused to sell at all whatsoever.
But whatever — this blog ain’t about Walmart and freedom of music/speech/etc. It’s about apps! Therefore, let us behold the Lady Gaga app in all its glory.
Publicist: "Why don't I just give you one of LG's promo stills, and you can Photoshop your logo on top of it."
"Your AXE Hair products are making me hot!"
Text courtesy of InstaHyperBio.com, the only online celebrity hyperbolic biography generator.
Copernicus was wrong -- the world revolves around Lady Gaga.
this is by far the most fantastic review of any app i’ve ever read. and i read a lot of app reviews. you write about this stuff like i write about tunes.
i dig it.
send me an email if you want more apps to review.