Crest® Whitestrips® already do so much. They make your coffee-stained nicotine-yellow teeth gleaming white again, and all you have to do is wrap them around your teeth like a garrote and hope you don’t choke on them in the night.
But now, they do more. They travel back in time and whiten your teeth retroactively. How is such a miracle possible? Why, thru a Facebook app, of course.
Her teeth are already pretty white, tho ...
It seems that the good people at Crest®, unhappy with only making teeth white in the real world, are now going after digitized teeth as well. And why shouldn’t they? Facebook is the home of misleadingly flattering pictures. There’s even a Facebook group for haters of the “Facebook Pose.” And now, there’s Crest® Whiten-It.
For when white isn't white enough.
Oops, I mean, Crest® Whiten-It! Check out what it did for these disgusting yellow teeth! Read the rest of this entry »
