So there’s this.
It's for people who attend virtual concerts.
Why would you download an app that A) simulates a cigarette lighter and B) has pictures of KISS on it? You’re not going to use it at a concert, because you have your real lighter there. You also don’t need a picture of Gene Simmons because you can see him in real life. That’s why you’re there.
But App Blog Dude, you’re forgetting that smoking is banned in some auditoriums.
Are you kidding me? Nobody is going to a KISS concert and worrying about those regulations. They shoot fireworks from the stage and spill fake blood on the audience. And frankly, I just saw KISS perform last week (Staples Center, holla) and people were openly smoking pot there. It’s a rock concert. There are no rules.
Of course, this app developer knows app gold when they invent it.
ZZ Top is still touring? Judging by their beards, they were approximately 100 years old in the '80s.
I’m not sure how many people are waving cigarette lighters at an Incubus show, mostly because I have no interest in attending one. But at least it’s the right genre. What about this one?
This app also has four kids by four women.
You know what though, Lil Wayne is all about the Cash Money, and this is the Officially Licensed Lil Wayne™ Virtual Concert Lighter™ App. Which means he gets a payout every time someone buys it. It ain’t much, but you know Lil Wayne makes it rain.
Whatever that means.
