Seems straightforward.
Hey iPhone user. You paid $200 for your handheld mobile device and $50 a month for your data plan. What’s that going to cost you per year?
You don’t know? Is that because you can’t perform simple addition? Is it because you were hit on the head with a softball? Either way, here’s the app for you. It helps you learn to count. Which is an overrated skill, to be sure, but you like having skills, don’t you?
What if I don't like strawberries?
I’m a little concerned that the press release for this app declares it is for ages “3+.” Can we do something about that “plus” in there? Maybe an upper bound, like ages 3-9? The plus makes it seem like this app is just as appropriate for a 5-year-old as it is for a 55-year-old. And I know we’re all getting dumber, but I hope we’re not that dumb.
More importantly, how many 3-year-olds do you know with an iPhone? I haven’t asked around, but I think most kids that age can’t really afford it. The average salary for a toddler in the United States is $1, and that’s only because those actor babies are skewing the median. Maybe there’s some age discrimination at work in the job market or something.
Check out that innocent expression on Rammy's face. He totally just punk'd someone. Which explains the somewhat different expression on Piggy's face.
Dude, you are soooo stupid. This app is clearly for parents who let their kids use their iPhone sometimes.
Obviously, you don’t have children. No way is any 3-year-old I know getting their grubby little hands on the most sophisticated piece of technology that I own. I don’t care if it’s wrapped in an Ace bandage and locked in a safe-deposit box. They’ll find a way to break it, and I’ll never get back all those Taylor Swift songs I identified on Shazam. Then I’ll be screwed.
But hey, maybe you’re one of those parents who is more interested in getting Timmy to shut up for five minutes (without having to resort to that damn Wiggles DVD yet again) than you are in preventing the iPhone apocalypse. In which case, more power to you. Your kid might get cancer or something from the radiation, but whatever.
Right?
