Some people do not have trouble splitting up how to pay for food at a restaurant when there are multiple eaters present. Unless you are at Mozza or something, the difference between an accurate calculation and a good guess is generally going to be less than $1, and you’ll probably make that money back the next time you go out with the frat boys and go through the same process all over again.
On the other hand …
I know the answer! There are 19 slices of pepperoni!
This app, while tongue-in-cheek, represents a very serious issue for our nation’s pizza eaters. How best to calculate how much pizza was eaten by each person? What if the XXL at one pizzeria is a better deal with two toppings than two larges with one topping at another pizzeria?
What if I'm an idiot? How will I know? Is there an app for that?
This app is so stupid that it threatens to make this blog write itself. However, if you dig deeper, you will find more hidden truths about the American condition. Most of them pizza-related.
But how many square feet does this irrelevant advertisement take up, and what does that cost?
Also — and you knew this was coming, you knew it — there is more than one pizza calculator app. The other one is intended to help you order pizza.
Let’s just pause for a minute to let that sink in. There is an app to help you order pizza.
Apparently, ordering a pizza is harder than they make it look on TV. One of your friends might want black olives, and someone else wants pineapple. Holy crap, what to do?
OMG THAT IS BRILLIANT I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST
These apps are making me hungry. I think I’ll go order 1.85 square feet of pizza. But first I’m going to ask each person what they want on their pizza.
